Stripping…not just a popular Plan B for Wall Street’s ladies!

That’s right, it’s also for the hunky menthz!  Apparently ripped and muscled male stockbrokers are also taking it off for the greenbacks.  Maybe the financial apocalypse is the great equalizer!

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I’m so confused…I thought people couldn’t afford to go to strip clubs anymore…

According to the ever reliable and not at all sensational New York Post, all sorts of laid-off gals are taking to the pole to make ends meat…or get back to their six figure life-style.  But seriously, a few months ago the newspapers were littered with stories about how strippers, escorts, and mistresses were suffering from the bad economy because men could no longer afford them.  What’s changed?  We’ve hit the bottom so men don’t care if they can afford it anymore?  I guess just former analysts are making tons of money with the career switch?  I have heard that the ‘new girls’ are always more popular.  Also, I’m now really interested to find out what a ‘massage’ girl does at Ricky’s and how it’s legal.  I actually feel pretty sorry for the pastry chef girl who’s now the massage girl…that can’t be good…I mean, I’m sure she’s good at it since she’s used to working with doughy sugar-puffs but it just seems like she’s fallen further than the analyst.  I mean, the analyst lady clearly had no soul to begin with and is just following the dollar…but the pastry chef lady…it sounds like she once had dreams, hopes and ambition at one point.  Le sigh.  Everyone should go buy a cupcake or scone today.  Do your part to keep these chefs from becoming tarts.


From Daycare Business to Dirty Dancing

To Rihanna-you GO girl.  I freaking love that song.  And if I was going to take to the pole, that’s probably what I’d jam my hams too. Here’s a story about a mother of two who’s daycare business failed and now she’s taken to stripping to make some extra cash.  I really enjoy that CNN say she’s “trying” it.  Seems like she’s DOING it.  How does one “try” stripping?  I thought that’s what those basement exercise classes every big lady over 50 seems to taking were for…TRYING to strip…not actually taking it pro and shaking your titties and tassels for greenbacks.

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StRiP cLuB oR lAw ScHoOl? ReAl HoUsEwIvEs Of Nj SaYs StRiP cLuB/cAr WaSh!

I think this clip sums it up nicely…you HAVE to love a mother who thinks ‘street smarts’ are more important than book learning.  Also, is it me or does she seem more excited about her son opening a strip club than her other son going to college and law school? I can’t wait to see more!  A family where the black sheep is the one who went to law school is going to be AMAZING to watch.  Only in NJ!  It’s like she wants her son to have ever STD he possibly can!  So sweet.  Also, what a freaking catch!  I mean, talk about making the best of a busted economy!  He’s going to work those strippers migrant workers!  Maybe I can be one of the stripper/car wash employees!  I’ve been sleeping more than 12 hours a day since I get laid off-I’m all caught up so it’s time to work some 72 hour shifts in durty jerz!!   And obviously, they can’t be open on Sunday!  Everything in freaking NJ shuts the fuck down on Sunday…most annoying thing EVER.  The state seriously looks like a ghost town.  OMG I’m so excited for this show!  Time to bust out my I ❤ NJ T-shirt!  

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