In news of the oh-so-wrong and inappropriate-ways-to-remember-MJ, Corey Feldman DRESSED UP AS HIM FOR THE MEMORIAL SERVICE! Now, I know that Corey is not right in the head. He didn’t even need a meth addiction to get to the wrong side like the other Corey did…he’s just wrong and was apparently born that way. But seriously…isn’t there ANYONE in his LIFE (perhaps the people who sold him the outfit???) who could have told him, “Hey…dude…Corey…maybe you should save the dress-up for private times…not sure everyone is going to look at that as an appropriate way to remember the Prince of Pop…also it might be weird to show up at someone’s funeral DRESSED LIKE THEM.” And what the fuck happened to Corey’s lips? He’s totally gone snapping turtle. He looks more like Morla from the Neverending Story everyday. Also, John Mayer is the king of all douches…when even he is giving you the stink-eye you know it’s time to pack it in and re-evaluate your outfit.
Jennifer Hudson was amazing. But even more amazing is her baby daddy who seems to be living the Dave Chappelle Oprah skit where Dave gets the O knocked up and lives the life. I can’t find a copy of it online. I can only imagine the mighty O had it taken down. Jen’s baby-daddy is David Otunga who is better known as Punk from I Love New York and Dawson Alexander to his WWE fans. I love Jennifer Hudson and can’t believe she let New York’s sloppy seconds get her knocked up. But to each his own. She’s had a tough go of it so I can’t hate on her too bad.
This is when I started to cry…but, in all fairness, I’ve always cried when I hear this song.