You can’t handle the truth! That’s why BLS doesn’t want to give it to you

like lemmings US News is ‘investigating” BLS’s response to their annual survey which contributes to law school rankings.  Apparently BLS *might* have forgotten to talk about their part time students…and that *might* change their ranking…But BLS says it *failed* to include the info because it disagrees with the magazine’s methodology…and because they might have made a wee little mistake.

Frankly, I feel like the part timers were doing better than some of my full time classmates.  But dirty pool, BLS.  I’m more upset by our slip in the party poll than the US News rankings.  After all, being a better party school is a bigger selling point than US News rankings right now.

‘U.S. News’ looks into Brooklyn Law’s survey response.


Seriously? Worse than Brigham Young???

BLS...more of this...

Say it ain’t so BLS!  We are a shittier party school than the mormons at BYU???  HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?  When I left, the bar hoping and alcoholism was going strong!  How could it have gotten so shitty so fast!  This makes me want to use my diploma as rolling papers…

SubtleDig Presents: The Party Law School Rankings.

More TOTALLY awesome Press for BLS! We’re ranked 61st!

I think the craigslist letter to BLS really sums it up nicely.  It’s nice of ATL to pretend like BLS isn’t a JD mill, but I disagree.  I’m not using my law degree but that’s because I was making WAY more not doing law.  So we’re ranked at 61.  To anyone even thinking about law school for next year…don’t go unless you have a FULL RIDE that’s guaranteed for all three years AND you’re interested in doing public interest law.

Open Thread: 2010 U.S. News Law School Rankings (50 – 75) – Above the Law – A Legal Tabloid – News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession.

HOLLAR! My law school has caught a break! Well…more like a slight touch of good press…

A student at my infamous law school filed an order to freeze Peter Madoff’s assets!  It’s not a lot but it is something.  I’m sure this will totally come back to haunt both BLS and this student but for now this is a good thing…right?

22-Year-Old Brooklyn Law Student Has Peter Madoff’s Assets Frozen — Daily Intel — New York News Blog — New York Magazine.

My law school cannot catch a break…


While casually skimming the transcript from Madoff’s hearing on the 10th, I reached some extremely troubling news on page 5…Bernie attended my law school…only for a year…but nonetheless, my law school has once again made the news for less than savory/happy things.  WHY???? It seems like we produce nothing but criminals and mob lawyers….oh…and Super-douche reporters who give away troop locations…yes…Geraldo Rivera is the major benefactor of my law school…I did not know that until my second year there and it was too late to transfer.

Madoff’s Accountant Faces A Long Count –