Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus; Where Careers Go to Die

If the people who made this movie still have jobs, why can’t I?  Actually, this movie looks INCREDIBLE.  AMAZING.  FANTASTIC.  Awesome enough to keep me from roving the streets of New York looking for innocent sailors to take advantage of.  I kid…sort of.  To quote Woodson from Dazed and Confused, “That’s what I love about these sailors, man.  I get older, they stay the same age”.  I’m pretty sure that’s what he said…and that he was talking about fleet week.

So if you’ve been wondering what “Deborah” Gibbson and Lorenzo Lamas have been up to, it’s making this unbelievable masterpiece which answers the question “What if the Mega Shark and Giant Octopus unfroze and continued their fight in modern times and ate planes and the golden gate bridge?”.  Awesomeness ensues.

YouTube – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer.

Also, if you’re looking to pick up horney drunk sailors, this looks like the spot: Drunk Captains at Strip Club to support the troops

So altruistic!  Because of course drinks at strip clubs are ALWAYS cheap.  And you ALWAYS want to drink a fruity drink with a little umbrella at a strip club…actually, every drink at a strip club should come with an umbrella…if you have to wear close-toed shoes, then your drinks should probably have some protection too.

do the right thing-get drunk at strip clubs to support the troops
do the right thing-get drunk at strip clubs to support the troops

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