OMG! DREAM JOB! I LOVE GRANDPA’S! And, anyone who’s gone to a bar with me, knows that I flock to them like a moth to a FLAME after I’ve knocked back a few. I drink gin-aka grandma juice-coincidence? I think NOT! Unfortch this isn’t a real position…but it sounds damn fun! The other problem is that $50 doesn’t even get you close to hammered here in NYC. But I’m totally applying!