This seemed like an appropriate post for a Friday since this scene is likely to play out in many a city across this great country this weekend. Let’s be honest, Spring is the air, it’s going to be in the 60’s tomorrow and there’s really no reason not to get your drink on in a MAJOR…and…if you play your cards right, that should lead to you getting your swerve on. I was guilty of some drunken texting myself last weekend. It was almost completely uninteligible…I like to pretend that makes me mysterious but, having reviewed the text in question, sober eyes have shown me that there was no mystery involved. I might as well have been slurring galic on the phone because that’s what it looked like typed out. I’ve had years of practice so I’m usually pretty good at it…but for some reason…as of late…the iPhone and I have not been working together to communicate with third parties effectively.
For those of you not familiar with the Foggy Monocle, it’s brilliant.