Unemployed? Broke? Not above using coupons? Get your free sub on! At Quiznos! Personally, I’ve never had a Quiznos sub…and I’m pretty sure a meatball sub-not matter how free-is the last thing my fat ass needs right now. But the rest of you should hit it up!
Also, the “eat pretty good, don’t it?” is a reference to the now infamous rant of the esteemed Representative Alvin Holmes of Alabama’s 78th district: